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6th April 2013
ALL CONQED OUT
Half-time: 6-0
Goals: Jensen, Dwyer, Fedally, Burton, Kearney, Klitgaard (3), Forrester (3)
Cards: Lanthese (R)
A perfunctory perfomance from the boys in white ensured a whitewash over dismal opposition.
Some truly horrendous goalkeeping allowed a Morten Jensen free kick to creep in at the near post within the first ten minutes. Alex 'Dweezy' Dwyer then notched a second direct from a corner to mark his return to fitness in style.
CQIFC continued to rack up the goals throughout the first half. Swalay Fedally snaffled his first of the season with an accurate toe punt and Patrick Burton added a fourth straight after the restart, closing down a panicking defender and shooting in from range.
Evan Forrester and Mathias Klitgaard also scored a goal apiece to keep the race for the golden boot alive and ensure a faintly ridiculous 6-0 half-time scoreline. Mike Weed and his back four had barely had a touch.
Vast swathes of changes were made in the second half to give squad players an opportunity at more game time. Veteran coach Todd Kearney managed to grab a goal, but could have had more after missing a host of chances. Maverick wide-man Mark Kuiper was also guilty of a bad miss late-on.
One sour note was Bill Lanthese's late red card for swearing but it had no bearing on the final result.
Before the end, Klitgaard and Forrester managed to complete their hat-tricks, Klitgaard's third a delightful dink over the onrushing keeper. A visibly deflated Chongqing Conquerors team were simply woeful and serve as a warning to unprepared opposition in future: CQIFC will not go easy.
GK: Weed
RB: Lanthese
CB: Iverson
CB: Marfo
LB: Jensen
RM: Kearney
CM: Forrester
CM: Nicholson
LM: Dwyer
SS: Klitgaard
CF: Burton
SUB: Leung
SUB: Fedally
SUB: Seno Lamsir
SUB: De Lichtenberg
SUB: Kuiper |